Just sit down and relax. There's no need to get all hyped up about this. Just breathe. I know, it's a shocker but yes, the male brain is just as complicated if not more complicated than that of the female species.
Let's weigh the differences between the two brains.
FEMALE BRAINS are like spaghetti. They can navigate in and out of conversations that have absolutely no relevance to each other and still follow the conversations.
MALE BRAINS are a little different. Picture the male brain as a waffle. We start in one square with one topic. When we are finished with that topic we move on to the next and we NEVER GO BACK! We are too simple minded for such non sense! The blank stares on guys faces is just the brain trying to figure out which square you girls jumped to! Don't worry, be patient, we'll catch up eventually!
Another thing, what's with girls and their implications? I had a friend come to me with a very confusing situation. He told me how his girlfriend of a few months asked him if he thought they should take a break. Like a good boy friend he said, "What ever you think is best for us right now." She immediately got frustrated and broke up with him! He asked me what he did wrong and I had to tell him that I honestly didn't know! We had another friend, who happens to be female, talk to my friends now ex-girlfriend and come to find out, what she really wanted was for him to tell her how beautiful she was and how perfect they were together! What the hell! This unfortunately was not the first case of implying a certain meaning just to be misunderstood by us guys! If you want us to say something than tell us to say it! Implications NEVER work! Once again, we are too simple minded for such complications! We don't try to mask what we want to hear we just say it! Life's too short to go through "implying" what you really mean.
I'm not going to get started on the whole "grudges" thing.
That is my rant on the differences between the sexes.
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Okay, rule of thumb for communicating with woman, especially your significant other: assume the opposite! If she asks if you should go on a break, don't AGREE, protest! If she asks if she looks fat in that dress tell her she puts Angelina Jolie to shame!
ReplyDeleteBasically, when a woman asks you an awkward question, its really us requesting affirmation from the men we love most. We want to know we are loved, that we are seen as beautiful, that we matter more to you than football (tough, I know). Maybe you will have to lie sometimes, like yeah maybe you do think that chick is hot but you're not gonna admit it.
Women are emotionally delicate, and as such we are fiercely protective of our hearts and our pride. :)